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exam jokes Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:56 am
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" !
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Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
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Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !
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TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER : On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" !
____
Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
____
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
____
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !
____
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER : On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
